Theory of wires Rope.
No.
Dynamics of machineries and... No.
Five point someone.
What happened? - Useless.
You're useless.
What's up, bro? - Good.
Want a cigarette? Wait I will bring it.
For you, too?
Let me smoke. - Which one it is? Oh Benson and hedges.
Pakya.
Do you have a cigarette?
No. I've Benson.
Is it? So will you give me Benson?
Light.
Lighter.
Thanks.
Pakya,
Do you have a cigarette?
No. I've Benson.
Pakya, do you have Benson?
No, it's Benson.
Cigarette?
What nonsense?
He's weird.
Trin..
...trin.. bell.
Phun..
Phun.. Phuntroo.
Rogues. They've alternative to anyone.
Set the people on fire.
You set the people on fire, I will create them.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks to the reporters..
For all the support they provided to our gadget day..
...due to which in our college..
...we could make and supply gadgets..
...suitable to the needs of every field..
...from the Indian army to the common man..
...and from CID to the cottage industries.
For us, the atheists', science is our God.
And we were eagerly waiting for this moment today.
Engineering. Means experiments.
Today we will celebrate experiments.
Did you smoke up?
Today if this Mahajan and Murtadak get the award..
...then I swear I will tonsure myself.
Idiot.
With the help of his assistant Lata Paranjape..
...Dr. Rao, aka founder, illicitly..
...started Atheist college in the year of 1975..
...during the state of emergency.
From past 30 years, Padmashree Rao is working..
...on the holographic system in Atheist college.
Gadget day, that was initiated by Dr. Shankar Rao.
This is the 40th year.
Stop it.
I hate people.
They do celebrations. Fools.
Dairy-milk.
On this gadget day, the experiment that wins..
...the prestigious award is method and system for..
...automatically connecting real world entities..
...directly to the corresponding network based data sources..
...or services on the solar system.
The award goes to the gadget named 'Antargnyani'..
...invented by the team of..
...Anaya Mahajan and Navneet Murtadak.
Congratulations, Anaya.
Congratulations, Navneet.
Navneet aka Nano.
This gadget can accurately and sensitively..
...measure the Richter of an earthquake.
This gadget is well suited to Indian climate..
...can also run on the solar system.
Anaya. Nano.
Where's Vira?
Must be sleeping in the room.
There's nothing like discipline in him.
Hey, Crazy!
The founder is no more. Did you get the news?
So, what do I do?
Must have died recalling Paranjape? What else?
Vira, at least come to pay homage for one last time.
Good that the old people are dying.
No country for old men. Right?
How's the founder related to your exclusion from the award list?
And you are aware that robots are not included in gadgets.
Because Nepal trembled with earthquake..
...Richter Detectors received an award.
How much one should be obvious?
Just take a look at my next design.
Everyone will be speechless.
I will create bloody clones.
Now, come with us.
Come on.
Will you be using founder's lab for your last year's project?
Hopefully.
This time you will create a net right?
No.
Stop being modest.
Your face reveals that your next design is ready.
Inventing gadgets is not pastime for me.
My brother is manic depressive Schizophrenic.
He gets violent in the state of attack.
He even hits my mother.
I want to trace his brain functions.
This time also you will definitely do wonders.
Nair thinks he's the Zuckerberg of this college.
He's not Zuckerberg, but just a computer programmer.
Don't insult engineering like this.
Do you want to be Ryszard J. Pryputniewicz?
What did you say?
Ryszard J. Pryputniewicz.
RYSZARD J. PRYPUTNIEWICZ.
Did you see Prakashan's new play station?
Rs.3 lakhs. How much?
Ken Kutaragi's design, right?
Naturally, girls will fall for him.
He buys anything he wants.
Do we have any motivation?
Nothing.
Hey?
Listen.
Both Newton and Faraday were from poor families.
Only after they discovered gravity and electromagnetism..
...they wooed girls.
Is it?
Until then only their hands and a pen were their support.
Hand and a pen.
Galla, serve three cups of tea.
Serve three special tea, Bala.
Galla, I ordered 3 cups of normal tea.
Take special tea.
Because your special tea is worse than the normal.
I can take a nice dump right now.
My day doesn't begin until you insult me.
We both are from the different parties.
We are true buddies, aren't we?
Listen.
Galla, sit here only if you've a new porn in your mobile.
Don't occupy a space here.
Otherwise, you can sit with Prakashan and chat..
...about family life. Go.
The project I want to work on, is not possible in hostel room.
Laptop can't take that much load.
Wi-fi speed is very low.
Power sockets are not enough.
We need a big room for this experiment.
That's true.
What's a big deal?
Founder's room is yours only.
What do you mean?
Please your gadget partner and get permission to use it.
What else?
I had a friend. He had a dashing personality.
But his language would ruin his personality.
Your look is fanatic. On top of that your weird language.
I'm worried about your future, Vira?
Stop your nonsense.
Everything is fair in friendship.
Actually Prakashan blackmails Anaya.
And management is in his favour.
If we mess with him, the college will shut down.
Hey, hi! - Hi!
Thanks for that day..
Missed. We missed Founder's room.
Galla, don't look at her. You need to take admission to look at her.
Girls from mechanical stream.
How many will they be? - One and a half.
Half of them are tender than the machines.
And then this Anaya.
Naturally, people will fall for her.
Nano. Anaya is general secretary.
You please try and speak to her.
Not me. Someone else should talk.
You see, I already know Prakashan's story.
So, she will convince me emotionally.
- Then Vira can do this. - No chance.
I will not mess with girls.
Come on, let's go.
No, please. - Come on.
No. - Hey. You don't have to propose her.
Just ask for a room.
She'll either give consent or refuse.
No, please, Nano, please reason him out.
Let's go. Why being so pricy?
Hey, you're a mendicant engineer.
Everyone in the college knows this.
You will never do anything for the public interest.
But I'm confident that whatever you will do..
...will be good and important. They know this, okay?
So, come on.
No, you.. - Come on.
Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming.
Okay.
Just 2 minutes.
Excuse me. - Let's go.
Why should I allot this room to you?
Last year during the NAAC committee..
...our batch did all the fittings here.
Actually, Vira alone did it.
In our class, switching on the fan button..
...turns on the toilet's bulb.
Punching in the wall helps turn on the tube-light.
Turning around the fan regulator..
...changes the TV Channels in principal's office.
That too Mahua (Bhojpuri Channel).
And I heard it was your Vira's doing.
If girls refuse to boys' marriage proposal..
...they leave blade marks on the Bike.
He has made small mirror cams for this.
Do you know the graffiti in men's toilet?
They don't spare even a single relation.
At preset we can see only one successful solution..
...in the college on this matter.
And who made that?
Proud feeling?
Look, Anaya.
This is my last year.
But the two of them have to study for 2 more years.
So, we need room in the name of Vira.
And trust me.
My gadget design of this year is unexampled..
...especially at the college level.
That's true.
And come on, you know the importance of science.
Besides, Vira will help you in everything else. Right?
Yes, you can make use of him in a way you want.
Yes.
Look, the rooms are already very less.
And our mechanical department also..
...does not have a graphics lab.
Nair is from the management quota.
So, he will get it.
Anyway, she was not going to give us the room.
She's a puppet.
She's Anaya.
Typical middle class girl from housing.
She will convince Nair.
She's too friendly with him. I've seen them.
Is it?
Bloody double standards.
Double standard? How can you say that?
I know you don't like my designs.
Electronic revolution for the social development..
...is fraud, that's what you say on my back, right?
Still we are friends, right?
Correct. - Let's go.
In today's meeting, Mr. Modi will connect..
...with millions of people..
...using the modern 3D hologram technology.
'It is very wide.'
'Even if I wish to, I can't reach everywhere in person.'
'Still, I've tried my best..'
'..to reach every nook and crannies of India.'
Yes, papa, if you're getting vulgar photos of women..
...on your facebook page..
...then you need to click report abusive alongside.
If her profile picture is vulgar do not speak to her.
Hello.
Thanks a lot, ma'am. Thank you so much.
I tell you, these boys are very brilliant.
Yes. I'm giving the keys but I don't want any ruckus.
Oh, no, no, ma'am. Not at all. Not at all.
Thank you, ma'am. Thanks a lot.
Listen. Check the internet connection.
Okay. - I will give you the copy of my design.
Okay. - And check..
Dim.
Control him, please.
Here.
Technically I can't keep the keys.
Otherwise principal madam might feel that I've used my contact.
Anyway, Nano, this time I won't be there with you..
...due to GS's responsibilities.
So, miss me.
Understood?
Dim, man.
Okay, bye. - Bye.
Bye.
Hey, you better come with us.
"She's like a fairytale of my dreams."
"She's like a colourful portrait."
"Crazy of me, to smile without reason."
"I cherish her feel and talks."
"I wish our paths meet at some juncture of life."
"She's an intoxication of a lost heart."
"At the sight of her, verses compose on my lips."
"I feel her presence around me all the time."
"Her smiles makes me lose my senses."
"In her absence I get restless."
"My heart is frenzied.."
"How do I.."
"..gather it?"
"She's like a fairytale of my dreams."
"She's like a colourful portrait."
Check this number. - Okay.
He's late by what time?
35 minutes.
38. To be precise.
Come on, pay Rs.76. - For what?
We've a rule. Pay double the amount of time you're late.
You shut up.
Fatty.
Hey, Vira.
No arguments. Rule is rule.
Start coding.
Online, you give me the info of all the routers of our college.
And which are the open networks amongst them?
We need ample of internet bandwidth. Okay?
Okay, fine.
And what should I do?
You..
You sit with me and inspire me.
Anaya and I will do the decoration.
Hey, what?
Idiot.
I don't want to be a homemaker here.
I'm not Geek's groupie.
Tea and Indian burger is here.
Hey, why did you come here?
Did you bring this from the canteen?
Yes.
Impossible. The taste is really good.
And listen.
Stop your stupid romanticism.
Anaya, just a minute.
Do this connection.
You look like a lost cricket player.
No, rather, I'm an extra player.
Both bat and ball are of Nano.
So are the cheerleaders.
Galla, she's studying mechanical.
How will the girl be who likes machines?
She must be looking impressive..
...while working on machines.
Congratulations for confessing your love for her.
But you know how it is?
Girls like doing something for them.
Get away.
I don't want to like a girl..
...who expect me to do something for her.
I want a girl whom I might need to create.
Where are you going, man?
Why are you roaming at night?
Are you a batman?
Nothing is there on that side.
Look, it's going to rain. Go to your hostel.
Few of my supplements are left inside.
What?
Supplements
I don't know Marathi. Hey, listen, hey..
I will tell you later in Sanskrit.
Did it start? - Not yet.
What's this?
Even 10% data is not ready for 'Chakram'.
How will the links and program will access?
Internet speed is a big problem in our country.
Here, I've solved your problem.
What do you mean?
Why do you get scared, Nano?
You quickly get panic.
Vira, I want to make a gadget.
This data, network and all these are like..
...oxygen for my invention.
And without data I feel helpless.
And you know gadget competition is already at stake.
Destroy your own reputation, friend.
Be notorious.
Not me, Rumi the poet said this.
This is our time.
I'm going to install my own network.
Meet Joyspot. The God of all networks.
My latest design made by working four days and nights.
You see, coding for you means I'm troubled the most.
So, this is the solution from me.
Just a minute.
You mean you will install this..
...without informing anyone or without taking college's permission.
Obviously. - Hey..
You want to win the gadget competition, right?
Then listen to me.
Alright.
Start working. - Wait.
Wait.
First you register yourself on Joispot.
Then you will get internet access anywhere..
...in the college campus.
So, let's fix it.
Hey, I know where and when to install.
How do we combine this? Red and blue or red and yellow?
Do it anything. It won't make a difference.
Connect this first. - I can't connect anything.
I can't do it. - Listen.
It's working. - Enough. Enough. Wait a minute.
Where's it?
You do the configuration. Why are you sitting idle?
Nano, I've configured it 8 times.
Nano, in United states of America..
...personal air transport service has started.
Teleport.. - Teleportation.
Your husband is here. - Who?
Your husband.
Pakya. - Hey, Pakya.
Give me beer.
Nano.
Sharing news. One must share things.
Wait.
Sit here. - What?
Sit down.
Did you come to know? - What?
Ambedkar Periyar student circle, APSC..
...from IIT Madras have revolted against us in.
Against us? - Yes.
But what did we do?
Because we are from Brahmanical caste system. That's why.
We too must stop the other classes to form a union..
...in our college.
So you better not accompany those guys..
...and be with the real engineers.
Prakashan, who gave this name to you?
My grandma.
Tell your grandma, it is a ridiculous name.
Very good.
Remember what I've said.
You also remember it. - Too good.
Bye.
He's gone. - You were too rude.
He's gone forever.
Are you done? Is it ready?
What was going on?
He came with an offer.
He said you people are useless.
We? - Yes.
He said you're not the real engineers. I said that's true.
Yes. - Very true.
Good. Then?
Then he said that all of your uncles are...
...are your real fathers. - Okay.
Idiot. - I said even this is true.
Is it? - Listen.
Tell him.
An engineer is an artist.
Not a street vendor. - Yeah.
Vira, that was too impressive.
You see how it is?
Those who have weak legs..
...their walking stick too will be weak.
Hmm.. that was very impressive. Too good.
Now, start working in Archies.
You must try.
What is this? Come on.
Hey, hi.
Hi!
So you came to take a book?
Yes.
Let me see which book it is.
Oh. Introduction to holography.
Yes, it is needed for Nano's project.
You might not be reading regular novels, do you?
No, its nothing like that.
Don't lie. Tell me which are they.
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Hardy Boys.
Harry potter series, Twilight series.
Sherlock Homes, Lord of the Rings.
Richard Dawkins, John Green.
Alexander Kaidanovsky. Arthur C. Clark. Terry Downing.
Debra Doyle, Gardner Dozois.
Naralika's 'Abhayaran'. Nemade's, 'Kosala',
'Hool', 'Jhool', 'jharila' 'Bidhar'..
Don't just read them.
This time many things are at stake for us.
You're helping Nano, right?
Yes. - Good.
Project Phuntroo?
Phuntroo.
A self aware digital clone. Using interactive shoes.
A project by Dr. Shankar Rao.
Dedicated to Lata Paranjape.
What the..
Freak. Freak. Freak.
This is it. This is it.
Oh no.
Founder.
You might not be wearing a mask, you fool.
That's why you died.
Died of bromine vapors.
Hey.
We've crossed that snacks vendor.
So?
So what?
We're going to Portofino street. - Why?
Day after tomorrow is Shruti's birthday.
And snacks?
That was just a fake promise.
Let me get down now. Right now.
Come with me to buy a gift.
You could have got the condoms somewhere near the college.
That's why I say. Come with me to buy a gift.
You will also understand something.
If something reminds you of a person..
...then that thing is the best gift for that particular person.
Actually, it should be with that person only..
...which we can see in the shop here.
So we just have to get that thing to that person.
And if we don't recall anyone..
...then we should never buy it as a gift for someone.
Last time you had gifted lifebuoy soap to Shruti.
Look at this toy?
Just wind the key and it will dance.
So buy it for her. Let her know that you like her.
Seriously? - Yes.
What's the price of this?
"A heart.."
"..feels a bond with the other heart again and again."
"What an affinity!"
"A heart.."
"..feels crazy for the other heart again and again."
"What an affinity!"
"Your beauty should be like the free flowing spring."
"Your feel should be like the fading fog."
"Hold my hand in yours."
"Come near me."
"It feels my dream has come true."
"The delusion turned true."
"Sometimes I should gather and sometimes get lost."
"Let's gather these moony nights."
"Your arrivals make me speechless."
"The emotions start conversing."
"This togetherness.."
"..feels soothing to the heart again and again."
"What an affinity!"
"I indicate.."
"..my desires over and over again."
What an affinity!
"A heart.."
Eclipse will last for only one and a half minute, Galla.
If it is missed then I will beat you up.
Why?
Only you could be the reason if we get late.
But what have I done?
Because you're a jinx.
Galla. - Yes.
This isn't a discovery channel. Let's go.
Stop. - Let's go.
Okay, sir.
We've somehow managed..
...to avoid Nano and come here.
So you go ahead today.
Even the weather is clear.
And listen. If you didn't bat today..
...then I will make sure you are out.
Sit.
Let's take a selfie.
Smile.
Dim, please wear a smile on your face.
See, your photo is so good.
How strange it is, isn't it?
We took the selfie.
We thought we've captured this moment in our camera.
But I think this moment is playing with us.
Actually, the moment captures us within itself.
Isn't it?
What's this?
It was.
Now it is not.
Meaning?
When I see you all my primary euro-chemicals..
...neuro transmitters, sex hormones..
...and neuro peptides, gets charged..
...and then the testosterone, estrogen, dopamine..
...oxytocin and vasopressin activates.
What makes you laugh?
This happens with every vertebrate.
And then the right angular gyrus, occipital cortex..
...and cerebellum go haywire in my brain.
Basically I like you.
Till now, I was measuring the intensity of my liking.
But now I feel I don't need this.
I've understood it on my own.
I'm scared.
Of what?
Of you.
What do you mean?
Nothing.
So, how's Nano's project going on?
His project is important, right?
I agree.
But I don't think he's working on science.
Meaning?
There's nothing like neuro programming..
...for a schizophrenic man.
Nano is doing it because..
...he wants to do neuro programming.
This science for environment..
...science for mentally challenged people..
...are just a show off.
Science always was and is for the sake of it.
Just a minute.
But if he's doing something for his brother using science..
...then what's wrong in it?
There's nothing wrong. - Then?
All I want to say is that it is not science.
Einstein was working on mass and energy.
He had never thought of making atom bomb.
But that doesn't mean he supported atom bomb.
He did sign Russell Einstein manifesto.
Yes, I agree. But it has nothing to do with his scientific discovery.
A social worker Einstein was entirely a different person.
Nano's brother suffers depression, right?
All these behavioural diseases..
...are the product of scientific discoveries of those times.
For that you need to have that perspective..
...towards science.
And let's face it. This is the job of social science field, not ours.
We must give them that authority.
Fine.
Come on, let's go.
Stop, Anaya.
You didn't reply to my question. - You didn't pose a question.
You gave a statement.
Let's go.
Anaya, wait a second.
Would you like to explore this relationship with me?
Anaya!
Vira.
You're doing too many things together. Do you even realize?
Don't act stupid. - How does this concern?
Founder.
Rogue, you wanted to make Paranjape, right?
Yes.
You wanted to make Paranjape, right?
Phuntroo.
I feel angry on you.
Anger that makes me sarcastic..
...thoughtless, furious, loud, and heavy hearted.
That's why I love you.
But I really get angry on you.
Why are you so good?
Why do you want to be good with everyone?
Father used to say that even my mother was like this.
Good.
But then she left me.
She died.
Because she was good, she died.
Then my life was as good as Gi-Joe.
How we used to make Gi-Joe play in our childhood?
She made me play like that.
Achieve this and that.
What do you mean you can't do it?
You must manage. Otherwise, how will you survive?
In a way, she made everything easier.
They say she was..
...good.
But why did you come now?
Back?
I swear I like you.
I swear on Sigmund Freud. I like you.
You've already troubled me a lot by coming in my dreams.
What do you want now?
Your adrenaline is excited because of the sudden shock.
Deep breathing involves slow and deep inhalation through..
...the nose, usually to a count of 10.
The process may be repeated 5 to 10 times, several times a day.
Hey, speak in Marathi.
When we are in shock, we are..
...into the situation of fight or flight, in short do or die.
I'm not your enemy.
I'm your Phuntroo.
I regret the interruption caused due to the wrong rhyme.
Hereafter, no jokes will be cracked on Santa-Banta..
...Rahul Gandhi, or the father of three children, a super hero..
...nor will there be any rhymes said..
...either on Arnab Goswami or on Arvind Kejariwal.
Phuntroo.
Phuntroo.. Phuntroo..
No need to get excited, surprised or happy.
I'm readied with many months' hardships.
Correct yourself. You're a female gender.
Sorry. Henceforth, I will identify myself as female gender.
I'm the conscious, 3D animated illustration..
...a representation, Phuntroo.
I don't mind if you speak English in between.
Does that means..
...I worked so much on AI in past few days?
Because natural or artificial intelligence is your..
...subject of interest you're thinking about only Phuntroo..
...from past 11 and a half year, that is from 265 days..
...22 hours a day, that is 5830 hours.
God! How do you know pure Marathi?
Chip name. Vira cus.
Motherboard. Everyone who called me founder.
Operating system. Phuntroo.
Founder. So founder taught you Marathi.
I'm educated in two types of Marathi languages.
Dictionary, dictionary of alternative words and..
Enough. Talk to me in Marathi we use in our day to day life.
Don't talk in bookish language.
Today I'm getting a lot of new information.
I need 24 hours for upgrade. - Done.
I'm going out for a puff.
Please, correct your language.
I feel like being in typical Marathi locality.
Sure.
Hey, do you have Al-Habibi-La Musalmin cigarette?
Al-Habibi-La-Musalmin.
Did you write Yo Yo Honey Singh's songs..
...in the answer sheets?
Shall I sing his songs right now in a programming language?
I had done for winamp when I was in class 8.
Eminem, madchild. U2, Linkin park, pink floyd.
Ajay Atul, Anand Shinde.
If you want any of these lyrics, tell me. I've them.
In both the programming languages, C++ and Java.
Hey, What was he saying?
Give me two cups of tea.
Vira, shall I say something? I like you.
Vira.
I like doughnut.
I like..
I like doughnut.
I like..
Hey, damn you.. - Hey, bloody.
Are you mad?
Where are you?
Nano is ruined. Anaya has reduced so much..
...so that she's transparent now.
Shruti and Online are gaining weight over this affair.
And I'm right still here in the canteen.
Come on, girls. One more time.
5..6..7.. - We're Fools.
We are Fools.
5.. 6.. - We are true.
7.. 8.. - Enough.
Maithili.
Limbu. Timbu.
Sheela Munni. What's wrong?
We are being punished.
Punished for what?
Because we didn't update the antivirus.
What?
You mean you got virus?
Do you want me to extend your punishment time?
Will you please tell me what has happened?
What is left now?
People ignore work for their pleasures.
And then face such problems.
Fatty.
Vira, behave yourself.
Will you please tell me clearly as to what has happened?
Where were you, Vira?
Nano's entire project is corrupted.
You had the keys to this room.
No one here understand a word about neuro program.
The internet speed is less than that of 2G.
We hacked wi-fi password of CCD in the neighbourhood.
...and worked here. Where were you?
Don't cry. Are you gay?
Vira, speak politically correct.
Sheela. Sheela, get up. Take the notepad quickly.
Take the dictation.
You continue.
After 30 days hard work, our project is under risk..
...due to the sudden virus attack.
Yet, on the day after tomorrow, that is on the gadget day..
...we should be given the permission to present our views.
That's our humble request.
Continue.
Let me see what's actually happening.
What did we get even after doing so much?
Failure.
Is this virus ending everything?
Continue.
The virus name is 'Ennodu Nee Irundhaal'.
That's what is flashing everywhere in the program.
If the management has any doubt..
...they can personally come and check it.
An award winner hacker named Online..
...also couldn't find this virus.
Make it fair and print it immediately.
'Ennodu Nee Irundhaal'.
Do you know Rahman's song in Tamil?
Oh no.
What's this?
Hey, I've got cataract.
Is it? Did you get cataract?
Prakash..
'Ennodu Nee..'
Get lost from here!
You don't need anything beyond attention, do you?
Nano, he has found out the origin of this virus.
And now the map will be created on his face.
Hey, Robinhood,
We don't need a knife but an antivirus to clean the virus.
Do you have it?
That's the problem.
We must do something Nano.
Now, only two days are left.
Otherwise management will get angry on us.
Anyway, don't worry. Okay?
You need to puff it.
Can't you do it?
At the most I can reduce AC temperature.
But we don't have it here.
I'm really sorry.
'Ennodu Nee Irundhaal'.
Tamil?
Yes.
I can't believe Prakashan can code any virus..
...that even Online can't decode.
Due to non-struggle and non-hindrance..
...Prakashan's IQ is 13.6, which means it is low.
He has got it done from..
...the professional hacker named Geek For You.
What do you mean?
How come you..
Everyone who called me Viracus or Founder..
...had installed applications in me..
Wait a second. Not that Founder.. But I..
I've added those apps in you.
Topic number one.
Now, you.. you..
You're just outstanding, Ana..
Phuntroo! Phuntroo!
You reminded me of Tupak.
Search on youtube.
Tupak..
...is known as the father of recording artist in rap culture.
And he uses offensive words in his songs.
His sound is hoarse.
And while doing rap he touches between his legs.
He always uses his fingers to point at someone.
Why should you remember me by looking at it?
No, it's not that.
He is a rapper.
Phuntroo.
Hey. Phuntroo.
Are you displeased?
Are you angry with me?
Hey, open the door. Let me go in.
Nano has said no one is allowed to enter now.
You will hear an abuse from me. Now let me go in.
Sorry, but I will get beaten up. And Anaya is also inside..
Bloody idiot.
I've got a new version of counter strike, okay?
Is it latest?
Yes.
So, give me.
Move away..
Nano, Geek For You has made the antivirus.
Vira, no pastime please.
Hey, shut up. Do you even know what's Geek For You?
Geek For You means the king of counter strike.
Now he has become a famous Sitar player.
Yes.
Hey.. hey.. - Let me..
Everything is getting cleared.
Genius.
Three cheers for Vira. Hip.. Hip.. - Hurray.
Hey, Pakya.
Prakash, look at them.
Go from here!
You idiots! Get lost!
You know what I want to do with a girl?
You might wonder that I will say sex.
Or Physical intimacy.
Or foreplay.
Once I want to smell her... sorry you..
I want to smell your accessories.
I want to touch your hands to my eyes.
And once I want to tell you that I love you a lot.. a lot.. a lot..
...a lot.. a lot.. a lot.. a lot.. a lot.. A lot.. a lot.. a lot.. a lot.. a lot..
A lot.. a lot.. A lot.. a lot.. a lot..
A lot.. lots of love. That's it.
You used the word 'a lot' 21 times.
And coincidently it is your age.
Did you not feel anything beyond this?
What should I have felt?
Don't know.
If you love her, then you must confess to her.
You know what? In my childhood I had asked a girl if she'd be my mother.
Okay.
But she called me short fellow.
Okay.
That time I didn't just feel that I was short in height.
But I also felt that I was weak.
I also felt that I'm not economically stable.
I also felt that my legs have no strength and that I was bovid.
She didn't say all these things.
Then why did I feel so?
You asked her if she'd be your mother.
So, as per Freud's logic, you proposed her.
She called you a short fellow.
But you had no reasons to feel the other things.
Irrational thinking.
Read REBT. Rational Emotive Behavioral Therapy.
Anand Nadkarni has said this in Marathi.
I tell you. Now I'm feeling better.
This is called re-evaluation co-counselling.
I will teach you slowly, Phuntroo.
Then you will start learning on your own.
Vira, get up.
Vira, get up. Vira, get up.
Vira, get up. - Shh..
Eggs are over.
Yesterday evening you had placed an order at 7:27..
Phuntroo.
Yes.
What do you mean by a friend?
Friend.
A funny identification of a friend is..
...myself and others.
It's a relation.
But in the other relations also includes..
...the ridiculous relations like parental aunts, in-laws..
...cousins, maternal aunts and all.
Other relations are in forced on us after birth.
Friendship is the only relation we select.
Are you my friend?
Winner of the gadget competition this year..
...that too, single handedly.. is Nano.
Three cheers for Nano.
Hip.. Hip.. - Hurray.
Congratulations.
Nano, if you're going to take part again in the next competition ..
...then let me know now.
So that I will get this announcement recorded.
Jokes apart.
We have delegates from the Dell company.
I'd request you to give a presentation..
...of your project to them. - Yes, sir.
This cap is named as 'Chakram'.
Based on the book 'How to behave with insane people'..
...by K. M. Marathe. Chakram.
Neuro signals check. - Check.
Data Simulation check.
Check.
'Chakram' is a neuro programmer.
'Chakram' will be useful to neuro scientists and psychiatrists.
In future, we can deal with the diseases..
...like depression, schizophrenia using 'Chakram'.
Wait a minute.
Such gadget is already made in East Europe.
What about that?
In Richard Bandler's neuro programmer..
...there was no specifications of the diseases.
Sorry if you feel offended.
But we're not the famous singers in programming.
Neuro signals attached on this cap will tap neural activities..
...and send the information to the computer.
Computer will transfer that information to us..
...in the form of words.
Right now this is just a prototype.
At present we just checked..
...if the computer can receive neuro signals.
But trust me.
In future this cap will read human mind.
"Drowsiness.. drowsiness.."
"Inside out, there's only rush.. Rush.. and rush.."
"Echo."
"Heart is on fire."
"Fire everywhere. Everything turned to ashes."
"Affection and anger. - Anger."
"Love.. love.. life or death."
"Life or death."
"Blank.. blank.. - Blank.."
"Blank paper."
"You're free from all the attachments."
"You're away from the worldly pleasures."
"You're my aspiration and diversion."
"You're possible before me."
"You're free from all the attachments."
"You're away from the worldly pleasures."
"You're my aspiration and diversion."
"Your presence around me is possible."
"Give me your colour.."
"..your smell and your feel."
"O sweetheart, trouble me."
"Give me deadly contemplation about you."
"You're free from all the attachments."
"You're away from the worldly pleasures."
"You're my aspiration and diversion."
"Your presence around me is possible."
"Come stealthily."
"Engulf me in your fire."
"By swear of my life."
"Reincarnate from my ashes."
This bite is pleasant.
"The poison is requiring."
"The intoxicated mornings.."
"..bring along."
"O sweetheart, trouble me."
"Give me deadly contemplation about you."
Will you be a motherly touch?
Will you be Anaya's smell?
Will you be the colour?
Will you exist like a flower?
Dim, take me out.
Anaya.
Yes, Anaya Ganesh Mahajan.
Age.. - Is your father's name Ganesh?
Ridiculous. - Hey, Son of Kalpesh.
Take me out.
Right now? - Yes, of course.
At night?
Do you fear of hologram getting raped?
Have you read the book?
Men are from mars. Women are from Venus.
I don't read pulp.
I know..
Okay, bye.
Can't we go ahead?
No.
Go home.
It says that men are from mars and women are from Venus.
You must have read Plato's Essentialism.
No.
Every concept has a form..
Like chair is a chair. Table is a table.
Both are made of wood.
But they are differentiated due to their different forms.
Same form is applied to the genders.
So..
...you people will remain different.
There will be struggle between you.
There will be tensions.
What do you mean by 'you people'?
Between you and Anaya. - Anaya.
I'm convinced.
But what about the feel?
What about the real?
In few days, I will be able to touch you also.
Don't jinx.
The More I'm getting real, I'm getting attached with you.
In short, I'm getting bonded in relations.
I'm getting your smell now.
When I get your smell, I recall the bumbles of night fly..
...Linking park, Ravindra Sathe's songs and darkness..
Because all these things were related to it..
...while you were creating me.
At such times I get confused as to what I should do.
Either talk in pure Marathi or in pure English.
I had this simple logic.
Now, I'm talking anything in the name of modern.
Why do I talk like this?
Isn't this wrong?
I'm doing it for you. That's the only answer I have.
Don't make me real.
I'm going to make you real.
That's my mission.
And what about me?
What is it for me?
Your duty.
Your dharma.
Nano, you're drunk.
But remember one thing.
Perhaps Vira has created Anaya's hologram or a fake Anaya.
Follow him up tomorrow itself.
And if this is not true then don't drink so much ever again.
You can't tolerate it.
He's tensed about the exam. What else?
Vira.
We had decided to go out, right? - Why?
For shopping.
Shopping?
Phuntroo.
Phuntroo, show up.
Phuntroo, activate.
Anaya.
Am I Anaya or Phuntroo?
Your mission.. Your mission.. what about me..
Your mission.. - I don't know.
Now, please stop upgrading yourselves.
By upgrading myself if I can transform into Anaya..
...then Anaya will become Phuntroo if she degrades.
Is upgradation a degradation?
Or degradation an upgradation?
Some animal psychologists say that..
...dogs are better than human beings.
They also take birth, eat, smile, play, cry.
And die.
But they don't leave behind anything after death.
But man..
Man give rise to pollution. They privatize the nature.
This is old school logic.
Don't be environmentalist, social..
...and eco-centric like Anaya, Phuntroo.
But why?
But why? Why?
Just now we decided..
...not to meet Anaya, right?
Are you a psycho?
No, I'm Phuntroo.
Bullshit.
Hey, abuse me in Marathi, you pimp.
I don't want you in my life.
Are you getting it?
I don't want you.
This is me.
And this is my space.
Your shoes and your 5 feet figure on it.
You're only that much.
Do not enter in my life, in my space.
So.
From our previous discussions..
...I've learnt something.
I was asking you if I am Anaya or Phuntroo.
And look at you. You're like that crime master Gogo..
...from the film 'Andaz Apna Apna'.
What? - What's this, Teja.. Teja...?
Don't you recall?
Your childhood?
So, I've realized that I'm neither Anaya nor Phuntroo.
I'm your lover.
Your boss, maid, society, ruler..
...emotions, intellect, friend..
...and a mother.
Are you my lover?
Are you?
Touch me.
Those who are in love, they enjoy sex too.
Do you know?
Come on, F*** me then.
F*** me! - Dim.. Dim, come on.
These lines are censored.
We're in love, right?
Then sing a romantic song for me.
Come on.
Sing.
"Why everything seems dull, my love?"
"Will you please come now?"
Good night.
"Why everything seems dull, my love?"
"Will you please come now?"
"Why everything seems dull, my love?"
What's it?
My eyes have opened permanently.
Something was pricking in eyes until now.
Why?
Algorithms.
You are stuck somewhere?
You remember in first year we were just talking casually..
...and drawn algorithms on Artificial algorithm?
Yes. And you had said that you will crack AI..
...before you get your degree.
Congrats.
You didn't wish me for 'Chakam'.
Oh.
Sorry. I completely forgot.
I was little busy. Congrats.
Thanks.
Shall we go to our usual hangout..
...for some tea and smoking? And chat over there.
Let's go.
Nano, we must do such Maths marathon..
...at regular intervals.
Yes. And save Pune's hills, expose sand mafias..
...FTII should get a good chairman.
All the criminals of 'VYAPAM' be arrested.
We must protect India. Yes.
Idiot.
Come on, let's go.
Congrats, Vira.
Hey, short fellow.
You don't have the capacity to hit me.
And secondly.
I will not tell this to Anaya.
Nano.
Get me some water.
You will not get anything.
Alright. Then transfer this invention in my name.
You bloody rogue.
Show me.
Phuntroo.
I will not let you be harmed. You're mine.
Please show up.
Vira?
Vira.
Hey, she's ditto Anaya.
Vira, I feel weird.
Weird?
He hid you in the room from past so many days.
Did you not feel weird then?
Come on, babes. Let's go out.
And have some S..E.. X..
You must decide, Vira.
Real Anaya or the artificial Anaya?
Sorry. Sorry. Artificial Anaya or the real Anaya?
Or.. real Anaya or the artificial Anaya?
Oh no. What a conflict!
Sorry, I forgot to tell you. All are coming now.
Surprise!
Happy birthday, Vira.
Smile. Smile. Smile..
Smile.
Dim, give a smile.
Nice.
One more.
Is it my birthday today? - No.
It is day after tomorrow.
Dim, don't you remember your birthday?
Are you mad?
Instead of pastime on social networking sites..
...why don't you see something good?
Anaya, well.. - Don't study so much. You will disappear.
Something has gone wrong, right?
He's tensed about the mid-semester. Right?
By the way, Vira, we've planned to go to Korlai today..
Yours truly the royalty has arranged for the car.
That's me.
Yours truly Royal is myself.
I can't come. I'm not feeling well.
That's because you've locked yourself in a room.
You must come, Vira.
Yes, come on, let's cut the cake.
The candles are set. - Come on, cut the cake.
Come on, yes.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Vira.
Happy birthday to you.
"Why do I feel something is broken?"
"Why do I feel something is wrong?"
"Why do I feel something is broken?"
"Why do I feel something is wrong?"
"What dilemmatic situation is this?"
"Why are we distanced so much?"
"Tell me why, my beloved."
"Tell me why."
"Tell me why, my beloved."
"Tell me why my heart is in pain?"
"Why this heart is unrest?"
"I'm all alone on the path of dreams."
"As if my shadow has left me alone."
"The paths are isolated.."
"The paths are isolated, so am I.."
"..this void kills me."
"Your memories."
"Your memories bring tears in my eyes."
"Though, we shared a unique relationship.."
"..our affinities were true."
"What dilemmatic.."
Stop. Stop. Stop.
Sorry to stop you.
But who all used to fear Vira's intelligence by respect?
Let it be.
Anaya.
Phuntroo.
Anaya.
Did you see this, Anaya?
He treats you like a fairy.
Sometimes like a fairy and sometimes..
Shall I tell her?
It is a non-bailable offence to create..
...a hologram of someone without her permission.
And case of defamation, life-imprisonment are also..
Stop it. Stop it. - Hey..
So..
On the basis of founder's research or..
...as an honest and true engineer, I'd say..
...that he copied founder's research..
...and wanted to name himself for this animated research.
Anaya.
Anaya, such pervert having big aspirations..
...will he be able to keep a simple middle class girl happy?
And now let me make reveal a big secret.
He wants to give Phuntroo a physical form.
Anaya.
Anaya, just imagine..
...what all he would have done with your body?
But fortunately..
...it wasn't possible for him.
And now I will explain you in detail..
...how Vira can fit amongst the Brock Lesner, Triple H and Vince Mcman,
I want to say something.
Hey, madam. She wants to say something.
Madam, Humans are seen talking here.
We've kept some time to talk for the virtual beings.
Oh, really?
Do you feel so much for Anaya?
Then why were you not with her on an important moment..
...of prize distribution on gadget day?
Let's call it that digital technology has advanced a lot.
What say, Nano?
Founder died during the prize distribution ceremony.
He was anyways going to die someday.
But if he had made Paranjape before meeting death..
...then a biggest bluestocking of India's hologram would be readied.
That old man's last wish could have fulfilled.
One man was present there when he met death.
Navneet Murtadak.
Murtadak was scared.
He didn't even help him.
How do we stop her?
Hey.. hey, Vira. Vira. Don't fight.
Don't fight, Vira.
Galla. Galla, he will get injured.
Don't hit him. Don't.. he will get injured.
Hey..
- No, don't take out knife. No.
Long time passed that I didn't murder anyone.
Look, I will get injured.
I wanted to revise.
Old times sake.
She's lying. She's a liar. - Shut up, otherwise you will be dead.
You need to have the courage to accept things..
...before doing something grand.
And when I was getting upgraded..
...I could experience past incidences.
Thanks to Viracus.
And Phuntroo.
I'm learning something new everyday.
And also getting ceased.
I've learnt a new word.
Called Love.
In love, you should behave.
Look good.
Spend sleepless nights.
And even in daytime you don't sleep.
Miss someone a lot.
And feel bad about the other person who's missing you.
Be always clean.
Remain lost.
When I felt all this, I thought I've learned to be in love.
But then I realized that there's a lot more in love.
You need to get angry.
Hit yourself.
Cry until your tears are over.
And then realize that tears never stop.
Trouble the other person.
And looking them in trouble..
...you too should get troubled.
Both of you do this for each other.
Anaya.
Smile.
You look good when you smile.
Keep smiling.